This is my new friend Mad. Thank you Joel.

Haha, I just became best friends with two svennar (swedish equivalent of ‘bogan’), one german and our black taxidriver. Rippin good end of a fuckin faboulous night of dubstep, been boogeyng all my boogie, sweey n love out. <3

Btw, love Slum Village. Not ready for bed so Im havin one-man-drop-bootie to What is the look of, it got somethin to do with umm.. bein a man and handlin your biz, what love got to do with it Click here if you wanna tune in

Aaaah, after korean vampire flick and about as much food as you normally eat in one week, Theresia has left the building. Time for some jumps and situps.

And oh, I am seeing afro warrior Benga tonight @ Göta Källare! YAY! Gonna purchase ticks for De La Soul with Guilty Simpson aswell, same place in December. Me and Stuart are going on a date :)

Thinkin both me and Pat will be thinking of our lover Oz tonight..

SAP!? AS USUAL, I am troubled by insomnia *sigh* The stress of being restless! I went to bed early cus I had to get up about 7 hours earlier than any other day. Think I deserve a round of applause for my accomplishment!

The adventure started after my three hour nap. I skulled some coffee and went to the doctors. 10 minutes, 500 SEK and a pleasing verdict later my visit was over! 8:15. What to do I asked myself? Up and out of the safety of the bird nest, might as well make something of this grey day.. A bird wispered in my ear; shopping! I travelled around for about an hour, shopping mall and into the city, til what I already knew finally sank in.. nothing opens til 10.. No one is awake. So I went back home.

So here I am, bored to the bone, 10 hours til my guests arrive. I m cooking fiest and theyre bringing goods; its girls slumber party. Gonna get us some horror and wear sexy underpants.

I want to dedicate this one to my friend Isabelle.

Skinhead O’Connor from asswithoutaface on Vimeo.

I was told to arrive in comfortable clothes at last night dinner party. I went for my Hans-look. Long johns, no bra and casual posing. Win.

Mimmis pic.

I just changed my facebook language to Pirate English. Best invention since the invention of Facebook!

Like in Pirate is Arr, this be pleasin’ to me eye!
Male and female users are referred to as Lady and Cap’n!
In a Relationship is Sailin’ steady with and Friends are My Hearties!
How cjuute is thiiiis?

And videos are Bewitched Portraits, hahaha. Speaking of that.. ive found a hilarious one. Gonna upload soon..

Hahaha bitches tanning at my house summer 3 years ago. Me, Linda & Emelie.. I is looking very.. red.

Amazing Saturday. Besides being ridiculously hungover it was so good. The movie was fuckin lovely, I have the biggest celebriy crush since Keanu Reeves 1998. Pre-drinks fun as usual and the club at Fabriken was rad. And I like my drinks.

Ronne cuddling with the camera.







Pre-drinks at Tessie & Daniels studio apartment



Then we went to Fabriken to listen to some seriosuly amazing music. Boggie n beer fur alles.

We got pretty tipsy.








Subway cuddling.

Haha I am so hungover today. The night ended with me being pushed into a shower with my clothes on. And I sat there for a while too! Laughing til all my make up was gone. Also lost one of my ear plugs :(

Well I have now showered, again. Put my face & party skirt on. But still.. so hungover. Going to the movies now (gonna have 2 litres of soft drink) then pre-drinks (2 litres of vodka?) then club! Saturdays are hard, mayn!

Backstreet boys-Nick has been watchin too much top model.

My neighbourhood..

It gets dark around 3:30 pm.

Gonna try something new tonight. No scary shit before nappy time.
Im expecting to dream about pink elephants and loving puppies..

Edit: Watching tv shows South Park & Bored to Death (comedy show, promise!) also reading a book about faghags resulted in a very long and peaceful sleep. Unfortunately I can not recall dreaming about pink and loving animals.

Me and a couple of kids killed 8 people. Bruttally. Chopped em up and put all the evidence in the trunk of  our cars. I drove (I dont have a licence) and I was driving like shit, wrong lanes and speeding. I was only wearing underwear with a gun between my legs.

When I finally got home heaps of people were hanging out in my room, I took it as a good oppurtunity to wash the blood off knifes and so on. So I started scrubbing in the bathroom. Few moments later I enter my room again  to find that everyone is gone! And all I hear is little purrs.. Between the covers I find a little pussycat (to be specific Jennie’s Lucifer) and instantly understood (this is the wierd part) that the little cat had started the zombie outbreak! The evil sucker had biten and scratched the whole party! UH-OH!

I threw some ciggies, my camera n clothes in a bag. Time hit the road.

Then I woke up.

ive been standin here waitin, mr postman so-o-o patiently for just a card, or just a letter sayin hes returning home to me, mr postman, mr postman po-po-post-postman

Soo I learned that a certain card, cost of 220 kronors, is also necessary to see the movies at the film festival, apart from purchasing tickets. So me and Mahsa thought it would be a good idea to see another movie, get our moneys worth. *An upsellers wet dream*

And as the horror-sucker I am; I browsed through the Twilight Zone aka creepy-shit-selection and found a lot of obscure shit ofcourse, but listen to this.. crazy retired surgeon always had a dream to create a human centipide. Surgically connecting women. Face to anus. With scalpel and ryhopnol. Ooh. My. God. Shotnot. (I was gonna upload a still photo here but.. no. You get the picture).

Conclusion! We decided to see post-apocalyptic 9. Looks absolutely amazing..

Ok, Im sorry for sounding like such a sourpuss. But you might be happy to hear that SATURDAY is starting to look like a pretty bright day in history of hanni.

Best fuckin weather of the week! Of the month! Of the year! ITS A SUUN!

Im seeing the Lil Wayne doco The Carter at the filmfestival as earlier mentioned..

..with babygrllll, Mahsa!

And my old Melbourne spooner, Johanniee is in Stockholm, ready to part-hey!

AND im also planning to see this sick minimal, dark & mysterious techno woman (camea) @ fabriken. Click image for Myspace.

So I just bought tickets to Berlin! And Im getting tattoed next week! Amazing but Im like whoooops, there goes half my Sweden budget.. (Btw fuck you Ryan Air, making me buy your tickes for 0 kronor but then adding hundreds and hundreds for bullshit things leaving me to pay thousands)

I dunno if I can do unemployed for over 2 months, haha. This is such a FAIL mission! Seriously! Ok, I did not choose any of it but how could I LET it happen to me? And honestly winter fuckin sucks.
All I have here is hanging out with people and everyone cancelles everything all the time because of fuckin winter. You cant be fucked or sick and that is probably what I hate about winter the most! How the cold paralyzes everyone, no one can be fucked cause leaving the house is a mission and there is nothing you can do for free! Like chilling in the park or go to the beach. Hate you, winter, hate you!!!!!! I sit here in my house pretty much every day in pj’s and beacuse of this silly spying-on-peoples-computers-thing in Sweden I dont really dare to borrow stuff online.

I should start knitting. And then sell it. Business.

At least I have tiMe to make ArTz Of MeeEseLf

So wednesday we went to see our friends spin the decks at Marie Laveau. Techno!

My date Johanna.

Matchin lipstick ofcourse.

Kristofifty was there!

Erik!

Åke aka club kid.


I slept at Johannas apartment in the city and dreamt about the beach. Then it was like the FIRST day with not absolute shit weather since I came here so I took a walk.







Met my old friend David and I had heaps coffee and ciggarettes.

Later that night I went out, worked the closet at a bar, then went to an after party and a few of us slept at Donnies house. He had a turban and goggles for me.

Saturday night I had drinks with Mimmi and Jennie and kitty cat Lucifer.





Then we went out to a bar, Olof is boogie..




I is tiny.



Followed bu and afterparty at Anders house with two bottles of vodka.




Were trying to look like we need to poop.


Comparin muscles.

Hungover pizza.