The handsome pussy is Linda & Maco’s cat Pumba. Pretty sure he thinks Im a retard. Truuue!

Thinking I was superwoman, not effected by the time difference and totally able to party hard and not sleep AGAIN did not work out well for me.

After I came home from Mimmi & Hannes I felt extremely dizzy, alot like a boat simulation. So I laid down on the couch and rested til the family dinner was ready. When that time came I felt tired, nacious, drunk, hungover and dying. So dizzy. We had chips and champagne. Then I excused myself and went to the bathroom where I munted! What is the deal with my vomiting? I dont like this new gained ability at all. Well so I had to pass family tacos and went down to my room for a twelve hour nap. Not jetlaged my ass :(

I feel pretty good today though *fingers crossed itll stay that way* Look how beautiful and humongous this pizza was before it got introduced to Moms toilet.

Here we aslo call vomit ‘pizza’ . And that is why munting after pizza is extra speical.

After my forever long journey mom picked me up at the airport and drove me to my old family home in suburban Stockholm. She cooked for me, fake chicken and halloumi with pasta, then after Ive had a shower she drove me to my old n trusty Linda!

We had Swedish pastry/cake semlor that mom’s husband bought for me & coffee and I used Spotify for the first time. Amazing! We made ourselves pretty for the Halloween/welcome home party. She almost convinced me to dress up as Will Smith aka Fresh Prince anno 1980. I almost did (and should have) but continued my original plan to be mumie. I never had time to buy bandages so the outfit looked more like fat and pale baby.

I strongly believe in the power of motivation. I woke up at 3 or 4 am somewhere inbetween Singapore and London that day, but still managed to party hard with my beloved and much missed Swedish peeps all through the night. I believe I logged off in the couch somewhere around 5. When I woke up we gathered the troops and I finally got to have my long lost favourite Swedish pizza! Mm oommm nom.

Thanks everyone for making my first day here so lovely and rad, love yall. And now everyones favourite time, picture time!

Hostess and host of the party; Mimmi as strangled/sliced throat murded ballerina and skeleton Hannes.

In te webz.

Kitty Alfons lookin stoned.

Swedish Psyhco in the house.

Pretty Gothenburg ladies!

Shotgun not.

Max Berggren as Swedish pop singer Henrik Berggren & Johanna as Cruella! Very sexiful.

Smokers lounge omg lady Gaga is at the party!

Smurf of lol.


Alexandra and Theresia during female urinating session.


For some reason Sara needed instructions on “how to pose as a sailor” haha nah.

Mimmi and me kinda matched.

Daniel and Hannes!

Hot Linda and super hot Daniel.

Can dance.

Annizeth goes corspe bride.

Got to fly a little bit during dance session.

Papapaparazzi.

Me n the boyz!

Pink shot of death!






So beautifully wrong.

Smokin rollies n standing next to Jimmy will kill you.

This is a nice pad on the face ait, no hitting.

Had one man boogie after hours.

Then the gringe came in and stole the show.