I am a woman of my words! I watched Anaconda yesterday. Soo good. Ice Cube is rather cute rockin his do-rag in the jungle, J Lo’s nipples are in almost every shot and there are a lot of motherfuckin snakes. I took a screenshot of Owen Wilson in big moma snake’s tummy cus it was so cute.
During sleeplessness yesterday I couldn’t stop thinking of this far-fetched connection between the movie and my coming trip to the country this weekend. As follows
big snake in water -> loch ness monster -> roadtrip to town called inverloch
Creepy, huh!? Nah, not really.. Anyway, Im forcing my lover to watch creepy crappy animal movie nr 2 with me now. Herro super-sharks and Ladies Love Cool James.
Something is terribly wrong with me. I have been so tired this week that my eyes are burning and swelling (sometimes I feel like a smack in the face!) but I still wont get more than 3-5 hours sleep a night.
The odds tongiht were so good. I mean I even bailed on beers with the classmates so I could go home and just slowly die in bed. School from 8.30 am to 7.30 pm on 3 hours sleep so I was almost already there. No distractions; boyfriend’s still at work, noone’s havin people over, it’s cooled down.. But still.. half past midnight and Im so restless not falling asleep in the dark I have to turn on my laptop n write a post about it. I believe Im suffering from what might be called “to-cool-to-fall-asleep-before-midnight-syndrome”. I AM A MACHINE
To me everything has two (or multiple) sides. So being sick for example; sucks for many obvious reasons but I have decided to look on it from a positive angle!
One, I get to over-consume a lot of things I love like chocolate, ice cream, garlic, ginger and tea. Two, I get to catch up the never-ending lack of sleep. And three, I haven’t smoked since Saturday night!
Unfortunately the Internet is capped and TV is just too shit. I mean its so shit I almost get excited when Biggest Loser is on cause the other programs are even more shit.
Not only do I have pay more than a hundred times more than Australians for my course (no joke) and twice as much for public transport! But I also need to pay 65 dollars for a doctor to give me a piece of paper so school wont fail me for being sick and tell me that I should rest. <3 Love you, Australia!! You take such good care of your international students!
This amazing adventure-horror from the late 90’s has a smorgasbord of great actors; Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Danny Trejo, Eric Stoltz (one of my celeb-crushes, gingerness forever!) and ofcourse a crack-up black guy, in this case Ice Cube. A must have for any american shit film.
First off; its about the scariest animals on this planet just bigger, smarter and simply more evil than usual. Super-sharks! Also with a surprising list of actors; Samuel L. Jackson, Stellan Skarsgard (Sweden representin, ye boi!) and ofcourse a shit-rapper-who-cant-act ; LL Cool J!
Think Ive got some masochism tendencies, I often find myself wishing that someone would slap me really hard in the face. A request based on my energy levels, I either want to be hit to fall asleep or wake up. So its in class or in bed I wanna be smacked. Fyi.
And I also love, and I dont think this is very unusual, when you get hurt pretty bad and you kinda think to yourself: fuck, this really hurts. Blood and adrenalin rushes and then suddenly.. the pain changes. I guess its fading but it leaves this heat.. might be the relief as well. But I could hurt myself just to feel that.
Oh man, i am BURNING up. My diet contains painkillers, iron tablets, cold combats and vitamin b caps. Huh! Unfortunately, one of the many many things that sucks about being an international student is that your not really aloud to have less than 90% presence in class. Unless you have a dr certificate. And I dunno, do people really go to the doctor for a cold with fever? Well, it seems I have to become a person who does that.
Its been a good weekend. Was for reasons unkown in a really good mood Friday night with no plan. Ended up having dinner with Taryn and Eursula at the japanese place (i had one glass of wine n no food lol). Then me n Eurs met up with all the kiwis to see New Zeeland dub, The Black Seeds. It was pretty amazing and as a result of my spontaneous decision to just not eat dinner I got rather tipsy rather fast.
I was pretty wrecked Saturday morning but already made my dinner plans (learned from my mistake there, dinner IS a good thing after all!) and did really not feel like bailing. Met up with Katie, fresh from the states and her woman Bertie for 4 dollar pizzaz n drinks.
Lucky Coq didnt provide a good vibe and the ladies had an early morning the next day so me and Eursula went into the city to meet up with some other boys n girls, after a few vodkas we went on down to check out Steve Spacek, and fucking wow. That shit is beyond.
I am however officially sick now. Voice gone, fever in.
Me and Leo went to Vegie Bar and had cheesecake for dessert. Seriously, this cake is so good you’ll wake up in the middle of night screaming for it! I was deadly full for the following six hours tho. The price one gotta pay for pigin out (OH one of my absolute favourite expressions.. pig out, haha!)
Then we went to a pub with Vinny and Nai to see Bois et Charbon (which means wood and cardboard?). Melbourninan jazz!
Trying to finish this business-assignment so I can begin Friday-relaxation mode that later will evolve to party-mode but Im finding it more interesting to google on Lil Wayne’s current jail status.
And speaking of Weezy!! You gotta listen to this song from Erykah Badu’s upcoming album. SO addictive. And quite literally: dope.
I am currently battling trojan horses and malware on Stu’s computer. Worst shit. I can find hackers who fuck up “the government’s” or “massive corporation’s” systems (obz lol) rather amusing cus its kind of a kick in the nut from the underdogs, haha. But messing with private users for kicks? You are obviously sick, twisted and most likely extremely under stimulated sexually to have the time and motivation to fuck up other peoples shit.
On another note; due to the massive storm and my lack of planning the long weekend was very.. under stimulating (wow, managed to use that expression TWICE in one post… suss). So I am kind of aching to leave the house, not in the mood to neither chill, nap nor study but that is unfortunately exactly what a Tuesday afternoon calls for.
However! Besides assignments there are a few things to look forward to before the weekend even begins! Expecting to get my UGLY UGLY FUCKIN hair cut tomorrow. Look at it! *random 60 year old woman called and asked for her terrible cut back*
Back to the good stuff! Jazz-gig in Collingwood tomorrow as well! Should be fun! And on Thursday we’re shooting a short film for my Video Art-class. Ofcourse it involves gruesomeness cus I have a twisted mind and could’t possibly try and produce something nice and cute for once. (Planning on doing a zombie stop motion-film later!!! Who wants to be my zombie?)
You know what would make me truly happy btw? A costume-party with me going like this.. O. M. G. Shotnot 1500 dollars tho.. That would be over-doing it even for me.
good hair
a permanent australian visa
canon 5d markII
clothes, clothes and a bag
serenade in my honour (cause im so fuckin full of myself)
and the perfect lil wayne tee
